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You open the cupboard hoping Marrisa left some of the posh tea bags.
In that moment a green flash of lightning discombobulates your senses.
Your eyes begin to adjust and standing before you are 5 robots with clam shaped heads.
They laugh and say ‘primitive human, we require instant sustenance to go with our Cosmic Tea Party but it must be from your cupboard’.
WOT do you choose?
[[Jammie Dogers|JD]] <
[[Apple|apple]] <
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You walk towards the kettle but someone is standing in your way.
She’s wearing a yellow jumpsuit and holding a Samurai sword.
She says: "To get to the kettle you need to tell me where Bill is?”
You respond:
[[Mexico|Mexico]] <
[[England|England]] <
[[Japan|Japan]] < <style> img {
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Before opening the fridge you check your Accurist watch to see how long its been.
Realising you need to get a shift on, you look for the milk and notice 3 possible options.
WOT do you choose?
[[Skinny|righto]] <
[[Semi skimmed|wrongo]] <
[[Full fat|wronsies]] <
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You realise that all the clean mugs are in the dishwasher and walk towards there.
Ali suddenly taps your shoulder and says: “I’ve got an emergency, the production team needs to transport, six friends.”
WOT car can fit three people in the front?
[[Honda FRV|Honda FRV]] <
[[Daihatsu Copen|Daihatsu Copen]] <
[[Aldi A1|Aldi A1]] <You choose wrong.
You are disintegrated.
[[Go back|Teabag]] <You choose wrong.
You are disintegrated.
[[Go back|Teabag]] <You choose wisely.
In return they give you a cosmic tea bag & coffee beans.
They return you back to the office.
[[Main Menu|Ben]] <
You return to the team, who appreciatively down their drinks.
They open a portal and offer you the chance to follow.
Do you:
[[Jump|Jump]] <
[[Don't jump|Don't jump]] <See you on the other side.
Congratulations on winning.
We look forward to meeting you.
Thank you for playing.
[[Play as other characters|Untitled Passage 1]] < Game Over
[[Go back|Exit]]You greet Aaron & Charlie, Judging by their blood-shot eyes, and
[[Miss matching socks|Say hi]] <
[[Half buttoned shirt|Say hi]] <You realise they didn't get much sleep last night. Probably in anticipation of today.
You say hi
[[Hi|T\C]] <Aaron & Charlie: "Hi, it’s really great to be here, thanks for having us."
You ask what they want to drink:
[[Tea|Ben]] <
[[Coffee|Ben]] <Who are you?
[[Aaron|Aaron1]]
[[Charlie|Start4]]
WOT do you get?
[[Teabag or Coffee beans|Teabag]] <
[[Kettle|kettle]] <
[[Milk|milk]] <
[[Mug|mug]] <
[[EXIT|Exit]] PRESS WHEN YOU HAVE ALL THE ITEMS.You choose Sean!
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[[Begin game|Sean]] <You greet Aaron & Charlie, Judging by their blood-shot eyes, and
[[Miss matching socks|Say hi2]] <
[[Half buttoned shirt|Say hi2]] <You haven’t got a wink of sleep because you just caught the red-eye flight back from Comic Con.
You realise that you’re wearing:
[[Miss matching socks|T/C]] <
[[Half buttoned shirt|T/C]] <You choose Charlie!
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[[Begin game|Charlie]] <You are graciously asked if you would like tea or coffee?
What do you choose?
[[Tea|Aaron]] <
[[Coffee|Aaron]] <You choose wisely.
She moves out your way and you proceed to boil the kettle.
[[Main Menu|Ben]] <You choose wrong.
She cuts open your throat and you bleed out on the floor.
[[Go back|kettle]]You choose wrong.
She cuts open your throat and you bleed out on the floor.
[[Go back|kettle]]You choose wisely.
D&AD create a new coloured pencil for the groundbreaking work.
[[Main Menu|Ben]] < You choose wrong.
You're being sued for breach of contract.
[[Go back|mug]]You choose wrong.
You're being sued for breach of contract.
[[Go back|mug]]You're asked if you woundn't mind getting it yourself?
You say "of course".
What do you get?
[[Teabag or Coffee beans|TeabagA]] <
[[Kettle|kettleA]] <
[[Milk|milkA]] <
[[Mug|mugA]] <
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<img src=https://s8.gifyu.com/images/Confused-Game.gif>
You ask Tessa where to find the tea & coffee.
She replies “I’ll tell you but you need to tell me, why are you here?”
What do you say?
[[“I need to learn from the best in the industry”.|Tlose]] <
[[“I really need a job, so I can move out of my family home”.|Tlose1]] <
[[“I started writing poetry after my first love dumped me, this led to my discovery and passion for spoken word open mic nights. I was then recruited to write a play of the back of one performance and without any playwriting experience, I said yes. Fast forward a year and I was working behind a bar pouring pints. I struck up a conversation with a regular. He was a retired account man, who listened to my tale and told me to check out creative copywriting. After a few clicks of the mouse and taps on the keyboard I was hooked.”|Twin]] <<style> img {
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Standing before you is a green velvety table with poker chips and a deck of cards.
Four cards have been taken from the pack and another four are face up on the table.
Joanna is on the other side of the table and says “to win the kettle you must first tell me what card would guarantee you win the game?”
Your cards are the 10 and Jack of Clubs.
The ones in the middle are the Ace of Clubs, 5 of Hearts, 2 of Diamonds and the Queen of Clubs.
What card would secure your win.
[[Ace of Hearts|Kelose1]] <
[[King of Clubs|Kwin]] <
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<img src=https://s8.gifyu.com/images/N64-Game.gif>
You stumble around and find a fridge but it’s locked.
It seems to be connected to a Nintendo 64 and a TV.
The screen reads “To unlock this fridge you must enter the game that pierced the heart of millions”.
You find three games next to the console.
What do you choose?
[[The Legend of Zelda: The ocarina of time|K1lose]] <
[[007: GoldenEye|Win]] <
[[Mario Kart 64|Klose]] <
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You walk towards a cupboard titled MUGS and notice a digital padlock with a keyboard.
A riddle engraved on the counter top reads:
“What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race?”
What do you type?
[[The number ‘42’|Mlose1]] <
[[The Ouroboros|Mlose]] <
[[The letter ‘E’|mwin]] <You re-enter the room with your drink in hand.
They say “Well done lads, many before you have tried and failed to pass this test”.
“Join us at (insert your agency here)?”
[[FUCK YEH|Fwin]] <
[[FUCK YEH|Fwin]] <
[[FUCK YEH|Fwin]] <
You choose wrong.
Nintendo has now banned you from all their products.
[[Go back|milkA]] <You choose wisely.
GoldenEye both pierced many enemy hearts and James Bond was played by Pierce Brosnan
[[Main Menu|Aaron]] < You choose wrong.
The padlock sends you to the phantom realm for all of eternity.
[[Go back|mugA]] <You choose wisely.
The cupboard opens and you grab the mug with the (Michael Keaton) Batman symbol.
[[Main Menu|Aaron]] <You choose wrong.
That’s what they all say.
Leave and never come back!
[[Go back|TeabagA]] <You choose wisely.
Your story is like many but unique to you.
[[Main Menu|Aaron]] <You choose wisely.
The kettle is yours to keep.
[[Main Menu|Aaron]] <
You choose wrong.
Joanna wins the game and you are charged with an insurmountable bill.
You turn to a life of crime and high stake cons, in hopes of chipping away at your endless amount of debt.
This leads to the big one, in Monte Carlo. You get tangled up with Matteo Messina Denaro, head of the Sicilian Mafia.
He discovers the swindle and he brings you to the edge of his pool.
You kneel.
Fragments of your past begin to surface. You surrender to the precious memories of love that once surrounded you.
Bang and down you fall into the abyss.
Matteo took one last drag from his cuban cigar and stubbed it on a playing card – the King of Clubs.
[[Go back|kettleA]] <You now begin work at the agency of your dreams and you never looked back.
Thank you for playing.
[[Play as other characters|Untitled Passage 1]] <You choose wrong.
That’s what they all say.
Leave and never come back!
[[Go back|TeabagA]] <You choose wrong.
Joanna wins the game and you are charged with an insurmountable bill.
You turn to a life of crime and high stake cons, in hopes of chipping away at your endless amount of debt.
This leads to the big one, in Monte Carlo. You get tangled up with Matteo Messina Denaro, head of the Sicilian Mafia.
He discovers the swindle and he brings you to the edge of his pool.
You kneel.
Fragments of your past begin to surface. You surrender to the precious memories of love that once surrounded you.
Bang and down you fall into the abyss.
Matteo took one last drag from his cuban cigar and stubbed it on a playing card – the King of Clubs.
[[Go back|kettleA]] <You choose wrong.
Nintendo has now banned you from all their products.
[[Go back|milkA]] <You choose wrong.
The padlock sends you to the phantom realm for all of eternity.
[[Go back|mugA]] <You choose Aaron!
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[[Begin game|Start3]] <
You realise they didn't get much sleep last night. Probably in anticipation of today.
You say hi
[[Hi|matttc]] <WOT do you get?
[[Teabag or Coffee beans|Teabagm]] <
[[Kettle|kettlem]] <
[[Milk|milkm]] <
[[Mug|mugm]] <
[[EXIT|Exit]] PRESS WHEN YOU HAVE ALL THE ITEMS.You choose Matt!
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[[Begin game|Start2]] <You haven’t got a wink of sleep because you just caught the red-eye flight back from Comic Con.
You realise that you’re wearing:
[[Miss matching socks|T/Cc]] <
[[Half buttoned shirt|T/Cc]] <You are graciously asked if you would like tea or coffee?
What do you choose?
[[Tea|charlie2]] <
[[Coffee|charlie2]] <They ask if you woundn't mind getting it yourself?
You say "of course".
What do you get?
[[Teabag or Coffee beans|TeabagC]] <
[[Kettle|kettleC]] <
[[Milk|milkC]] <
[[Mug|mugC]] <
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<img src=https://s8.gifyu.com/images/Cheer-Game2.gif>
You head for the cupboard but find it’s impossibly out of reach on your own. Rebecca wonders past and you ask if she’ll give you a hand.
Using your skills as a national cheerleading champion you perform a flawless...
[[Front Punch|nop]] <
[[Toss to Hands|yeee]] <
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<img src=https://s8.gifyu.com/images/First-Dates-Game.gif>
You arrive at the kettle but for some reason it's not working.
You realise, it’s up to you to provide the heat. You think back to that time you were on First Dates, how did you start that?
[[Order two shots of Tequila|yessy]] <
[[You didn’t, the room never rose above 20°C|noe]] <
[[Perform a magic trick involving Fred and your dates left shoe|nok]] <<style> img {
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<img src=https://s8.gifyu.com/images/Whoopi-Game.gif>
You open the fridge to find it dry.
Looking around, you notice a familiar picture of Whoopi Goldberg submerged in a bathtub of milk.
You try to remember who it was by?
[[David Bailey|nw]] <
[[Helmut Newton|nw2]] <
[[Annie Leobovits|yw]] <<style> img {
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You venture off to get a mug and find yourself greeted by the keeper of cups. This mystical presence sets you a challenge.
Choose the mug that displays the principle you most live by.
What do you choose?
[[Always come out on top|nl]] <
[[Work hard, play harder|nlo]] <
[[Everything comes full circle|yepi]] <You greet Aaron & Charlie, Judging by their blood-shot eyes, and
[[Miss matching socks|Say hi3]] <
[[Half buttoned shirt|Say hi3]] <You realise they didn't get much sleep last night. Probably in anticipation of today.
You say hi
[[Hi|CT]] <WOT do you get?
[[Teabag or Coffee beans|Teabags]] <
[[Kettle|kettles]] <
[[Milk|milks]] <
[[Mug|mugs]] <
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The cupboard is attached to a padlock, screen and keyboard.
You need to answer its riddle to gain access to the tea & coffee.
The screen reads:
WOT has your shape but not your features?
[[A mirror|wrong12]] <
[[A silhouette|right12]] <
[[A a picture| wrong123]]<<style> img {
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You suddenly get sucked into Dungeons & Dragons, left around from the time an intern tried to get the office to play.
A five headed behemoth, that slightly resembles that dodgy kid you once knew, lays in your wake.
You find on your person a number of items to combat the foe.
WOT one do you choose?
[[The Dark Energy Spear|yes1]] <
[[The Excalibur Sword|nos]] <
[[Robin Hood’s Bow|nos1]] <
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You walk towards the fridge and find a survey posted at the front.
It reads:
WOT best sparks a creative brain?
[[Going to a new city|nope]] <
[[Meeting people from different backgrounds to your own|yep]] <
[[A guided shaman retreat in the Amazon Rainforest|nope2]] < <style> img {
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You walk towards a cupboard titled MUGS and it's empty.
Remembering a competition you saw for instant mugs, you attempt the question.
WOT football team bought 2 players, where the funds were raised by their fans?
[[Arsenal|wrongas]] <
[[QPR|rightqpr]] <
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<img src=https://s8.gifyu.com/images/Cake-Game.gif>
Katie quickly runs over and needs your advice.
She says:
“My birthday's soon and I want to book a band.”
WHO do you recommend?
[[An all girls RAMONES tribute band|music yes]] <
[[A Michal Jackson hologram|music no]] <
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<img src=https://s8.gifyu.com/images/Iron-Man-Game.gif>
You notice the kettle was made by Stark Industries.
It's voice activated to a certain key phrase and there's an engraved a clue to remind yourself.
WOT is the main feature of the XXXIX numbered Iron Man suit?
[[Deep space|ironyes]] <
[[Built to combat The Hulk|IRONO]] <
[[Uses nano bots to produce the armour|IRONNO1]] <<style> img {
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<img src=https://s8.gifyu.com/images/Baywatch-Game.gif>
A stranger walks up and asks:
What does The American coast guard and BBC radio Merseyside have in common?
WOT do you say?
[[They use the same radio system|n]] <
[[They both use Honda Cog|y]] <
[[They both use Merseyside as a base of operations|n1]] <
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You grab the mug with relative ease but your phone begins to ring.
It’s BBC radio and you've been chosen as a competitor for their back stage passes to AC/DC.
The host asks:
“WOT labelled item inspired the band name?”
[[A electric iron|naaa]] <
[[A washing machine|naaaa]] <
[[A sewing machine|yerrr]] <You choose wisely.
The Dark Spear penetrates the heart of the beast and through its secret power of collaboration: the Dragon draws its last breath.
It yields its treasure – the Golden Kettle.
[[Main Menu|T\C3]] You choose wrong.
The Dragon bellows its flames, charring you into floating cinders.
[[Go back|kettles]]You choose wrong.
The Dragon bellows its flames, charring you into floating cinders.
[[Go back|kettles]]Aaron & Charlie: "Hi, it’s really great to be here, thanks for having us."
You ask what they want to drink:
[[Tea|T\C3]] <
[[Coffee|T\C3]] <
You choose wrong.
The Grand high witch Eva Ernest (The Witches 1990), traps you in a painting forever.
[[Go back|Teabags]] <
You choose wisely.
A wise kid once said; “it’s difficult to tell the ethnicity, gender, age and background of someone in a silhouette.”
[[Main menu|T\C3]]
You choose wrong.
The Grand high witch Eva Ernest (The Witches 1990), traps you in a painting forever.
[[Go back|Teabags]] <
You choose wrong.
You’re now banned from going to any QPR games.
[[Go back|mugs]] <
You choose wisely.
The brothers, Alex and Matt Winton raised the money to pay for Daniel Shittu's transfer from Charlton and the salary of striker Doudou.
[[Main Menu|T\C3]]You choose wrong.
You’re now banned from going to any QPR games.
[[Go back|mugs]] <
You choose wrong.
You create a self sustaining decline within your creativity.
Your world becomes bleaker and your inner child whimpers into defeat.
[[Go back|milks]] <You choose wisely.
You forge greater neural pathways in your brain that help to expand your perspective on the world.
[[Main Menu|T\C3]]You choose wrong.
You create a self sustaining decline within your creativity.
Your world becomes bleaker and your inner child whimpers into defeat.
[[Go back|milks]] <You choose wisely.
This suit is named Starboost and can be seen at the end of Iron Man 3, during the house party protocol
[[Main Menu|T\C2]] <You choose wrong.
Robert Downey Jr publicly shames your poor knowledge all over twitter.
You commit seppuku from the dishonour.
[[Go back|kettlem]] <You choose wrong.
Robert Downey Jr publicly shames your poor knowledge all over twitter.
You commit seppuku from the dishonour.
[[Go back|kettlem]] <You choose wisely.
They were a smashing success and the legend of Katie’s party was sung for generations to come. It reminded you of a birthday…maybe your 40th?
[[Main Menu|T\C2]] <You choose wrong.
The vibe was out of whack and people started to drip before the sun came up.
Katie would forever harbour a deep resentment for that decision.
[[Go back|Teabagm]] <You choose wrong.
The vibe was out of whack and people started to drip before the sun came up.
Katie would forever harbour a deep resentment for that decision.
[[Go back|Teabagm]] <Aaron & Charlie: "Hi, it’s really great to be here, thanks for having us."
You ask what they want to drink:
[[Tea|T\C2]] <
[[Coffee|T\C2]] <You choose wrong.
The stranger judged your lack of knowledge and that look will haunt you until the end of your days.
[[Go back|milkm]] <You choose wisely.
BBC used the premise of Honda Cog to promote their football coverage.
&
The American Cost Guard used the advert as an example to demonstrate attention to detail.
[[Main Menu|T\C2]] <You choose wrong.
The stranger judged your lack of knowledge and that look will haunt you until the end of your days.
[[Go back|milkm]] < You choose wrong.
You end up crashing into the wall and collapsing on the floor. Rebecca laughs and then denies you even exist.
Leaving you broken and alone.
[[Go back|TeabagC]] <You choose wisely
Rebecca now standing an immense 15ft6 is easily within reach. She grabs the item and after a quick release, you catch her in a perfect cradle.
[[Main Menu|charlie2]] <You choose wrong.
You end up crashing into the wall and collapsing on the floor. Rebecca laughs and then denies you even exist.
Leaving you broken and alone.
[[Go back|TeabagC]] <You choose wisely.
The date was a red hot success and made even a Carolina Reaper look mild.
Concentrating on the kettle, whilst recollecting this experience, brings it to boil.
[[Main menu|charlie2]] <You choose wrong.
You embarrass yourself on national television and although you now have a facebook fan group, they won’t even let you join.
Needless to say you never get the kettle started.
[[Go back|kettleC]]You choose wrong.
You embarrass yourself on national television and although you now have a facebook fan group, they won’t even let you join.
Needless to say you never get the kettle started.
[[Go back|kettleC]]You choose wrong.
You suddenly find yourself submerged in Whoopi's place, unable to escape from the confined space.
You don’t return to the meeting, yet ironically, never leave the office again.
[[Go back|milkC]]You choose wrong.
You suddenly find yourself submerged in Whoopi's place, unable to escape from the confined space.
You don’t return to the meeting, yet ironically, never leave the office again.
[[Go back|milkC]]You choose wisely.
As you continue to stare at the image, milk begins to leak from the frame, as though spilling out the bath.
In bemusement, you quickly scurry over to fill the jug, whilst simultaneously escorting the picture to the sink.
When you’ve collected all you can, you cover the photo to preserve Whoopi’s dignity.
[[Main Menu|charlie2]]You choose wrong.
The keeper wants to open your perspective. He gives you the cup of infancy, rewinding your form to that of a newborn, with the need to start again.
[[Go back|mugC]]You choose wrong.
The keeper wants to open your perspective. He gives you the cup of infancy, rewinding your form to that of a newborn, with the need to start again.
[[Go back|mugC]]You choose wisely.
The keeper grants you access to the cup of eternal youth. Your hair suddenly begins to grow back, with locks so lushes even Matt is jealous.
[[Main Menu|charlie2]]You choose Ben!
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[[Begin game|Start]] <
You choose wisely.
Malcom and Angus Young developed the idea for the band’s name after their older sister Margaret saw the initials ‘AC & DC’ on a sewing machine.
[[Main Menu|T\C2]] <You choose wrong.
Angus Young was listening to the radio and sends a letter forbidding you from wearing any AC/DC merchandise ever again.
[[Go back|mugm]] <You choose wrong.
Angus Young was listening to the radio and sends a letter forbidding you from wearing any AC/DC merchandise ever again.
[[Go back|mugm]] <You choose wisely.
This milk is still fresh.
[[Main Menu|Ben]] <
You choose wrong.
This milk is out of date.
[[Go back|milk]] <You choose wrong.
This milk is out of date.
[[Go back|milk]] <
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[[Next|Untitled Passage 1]] <